Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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