wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
being pregnant is like rehab
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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