hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
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You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
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Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
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