i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
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