she takes plan B like it's going out of style
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
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He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
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See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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