either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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