There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
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