i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
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He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
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Can you repeat that, but with context?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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