Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I don't think brook has ever known best
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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