Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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