We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
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shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
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He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
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