I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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