Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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