Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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