is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
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I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
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I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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