The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Randomize
