Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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