i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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