Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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