yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
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When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
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Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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