So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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