Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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