Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Sext me about skeletons
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