She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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