in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
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she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
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Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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