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SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
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Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
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I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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