no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
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did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
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last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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