he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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