Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
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We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
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That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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