Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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