So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
that is very illegal...i love you.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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