This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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