"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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