weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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