Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
FUCK WHALES
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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