your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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