No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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