Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
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Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
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Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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