Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
My ATM looks so different sober.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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