You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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