Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
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nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
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I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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