Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
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I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
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I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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