And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
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I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
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Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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