Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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