worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
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I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
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Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
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