just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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