Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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