I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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