So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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