there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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