What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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