It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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