If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
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Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
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you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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