if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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